Me and Derpy try to survive when the Earth changes its orbit and moves towards the sun. And it invokes lots of muffins.

Fluttershy leads me away from my life via a swimming pool.  
Well, off to a bad start.

“You and Vinyl Scratch wake up in a strange, uninhabited town, though you hear a child laughing”
 
I remember watching that episode on netflix, can’t remember how it ended though

I am led by Flitter away from my miserable life to Equestria by way of a swimming pool.
 
I prefer her sister, but hey, EQUESTRIA! so I won’t be picky.

Serving a prison sentence on an asteroid with Milky Way…I think the twist is that I’m in h*ll

Doll of Diamond Tiara acts in character to me.

Atomic war. . . leave the earth on a ship with derpy :) Planet of the muffins here we come

Me and Berry Punch play “kick the can” and become little fillies. Fun!

In jail on a asteroid being regularly visited by Rarity.  
Not too bad.

Apple Bloom leads me away from my miserable life to Equestria by way of swimming pool.

AJ and I play kick the can and become youths.

Martian zoo with Lyra.
 
Uh oh.

@Carrot Top: We have the same birthday? I actually put her on the 20th so I could be in a zoo with her…

Would violating myself in a Martian zoo be wrong?

How the hell do you have a Twilight Zone game with no “get turned into Hitler” category. Who have to TRY and not end up being Hitler in that place.

Serving a prison sentence on an asteroid with Luna! She will help me escape, I hope! :D

I flee the threat of atomic war with cherry berry to another planet.

Me and Scootaloo find ourselves in an abandoned town and there’s a kid laughing.
 
“… let me show you what being a chicken is really about.”  
runs away screaming like an idiot

Me and Flitter become youths.  
By youths you mean what age?

Twist as a companion on an asteroid :I
 
…I’m actually okay with that