Nov. 1st

..I’m not even gonna ask why Lyra and I are in a Martian zoo.

Cherry Berry and I blind the minds of the young.

Current day as of post: lead to Equestria by bon bon via swimming pool.

Diamond tiara, get off the wing of the plane, please…

I got princess Luna ripping away at the wing of the plane
 
Me: steward… there’s a… princess, out on the wing

Fluttershy is my ventriloquist’s dummy that starts to talk to me  
I would very much like that.

Queen Chrysalis comes to Earth and offers to serve man, and I decide to go back with her.
 
You know, when you’re THAT stupid, you just deserve everything you get.

Twilight Sparkle and I escaped atomic war, then we found an empty but habitable planet where we soon became the Adam and Eve of its future society.

Soo.. did Bon Bon just drown me?

Pity they weren’t able to manage a few other episodes, like “Number 12 Looks Just Like You”.
 
Though I suppose if you crossed over with the Conversion Bureau it could be done.

May 22  
“Fluttershy is your ventriloquist’s dummy that starts talking to you”  
I see no problem with this.

Twilight leads me away from my miserable life to Equestria by way of a swimming pool! :D
 
Awesome! :D

Vinyl and I try to survive the Earth crashing towards the sun.

I literally just watched the ‘To Serve Man’ episode, and now I come across this.  
Oh, and who is ticket?

Luna and I are placed together in a Martian zoo! Could be worse.

me and Luna play kick a can and become youths

I have a ventriloquist dummy applejack. Yay!

@Somber Star  
They’re all still there.

I accidentally deleted tags! Somepony help please!

July… No. I’ve seen a lot of episodes of this show, and that’s one of the ones I remember. Any alien coming to me with an offering ‘to serve man’ is going to be greeted with a live demonstration of how violent we primitive apes can be.

march 23rd. bashes head against prison wall repeatedly

I’m in prison on an asteroid, with Lyra at my side. We are diving into madness, and I’m enjoying it.  
My brother’s Sweetie Belle doll is talking to him. He burns it to ashes. Sweetie Belle suddenly becomes ashes.

a lyra doll talks to me…NO YOU CAN’T HAVE MY HANDS!

I’m takeing Fluttershy to another planet to escape atomic war! I’m such a good person.

recovering from nervous breakdown i see apple fritter tampering with a wing on the plane. well buck…