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Would have uploaded a digital version but it got deleted months ago

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@BiggerNate91
 
I wish. I know there’s VAs on YouTube who narrate comics but I don’t think they’d touch my little pile of brain-guano there. And it’s not like I could do it because I’m male,and have a voice that sounds like a frog with laryngitis. With a Southern accent to boot. And I don’t really know anyone who would. But thank you for saying so.
BiggerNate91
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

AKA A-Bender
It was all going so well. The trip to Africa was shaping up to be the one event at CHS that went off without a hitch. Unfortunately, Equestrian magic never seems to give the Mane 7 a break.  
This time, some shady figure with flight and phasing magic stole Twilight’s geode and flew off with it. Rainbow Dash quickly ran off after him, dragging the rest of the girls behind her. The girls chased the mysterious thief across the African landscape. The figure was fast, but Rainbow was faster.  
Suddenly, at the last second, he stopped abruptly, letting the girls pass right through him. Before any of them could realize what happened, Rainbow tripped at the edge of a hill, and the girls careened into a mud hole.  
Smirking, the figure used Twilight’s geode to levitate the other girls’ geodes to him, and flew off, leaving the girls to their sticky situation.
 
Rarity: “Of all the things that could have happened to us on this trip, this is THE! WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!”  
Applejack: “We know. You’ve said that repeatedly for the five minutes we’ve been stuck here.”  
Rainbow: “When we get out of here, I swear I will make that guy pay!”  
Sunset: “Yeah, good luck with that. We’re thoroughly stuck, and he’s long gone by now.”  
Twilight: “Are we ever going to get our geodes back?”  
Sunset: “I… don’t know…”  
Pinkie: “Hey, at least we’re not sinking!… right?”
 
Five minutes later, the girls were sunk to their shoulders.
 
Pinkie: “Good news! I think we’ve hit bottom!”  
Rainbow: “Real great news, Pinkie…”  
Fluttershy: “I hope someone finds us soon…”  
Rarity: “I made this outfit especially for this trip! The mud stains are never going to come out!”  
Sunset: “Stuck in a mud pit that might as well be quicksand with my griping friends, and no one knows where we are. Never thought this is what it would come to.”  
Twilight: “I guess our names are mud now, huh?”  
(glares all around)  
Twilight: “Just trying to lighten the mood here…”
 
Eventually, a search party went out, and soon, they found the girls, still mired in the mud.  
But before they got pulled out…
 
Spike: “Wow, I never knew you girls liked to play dirty.”  
Twilight: “Spike, we’ve been stuck in the mud for about forty-five minutes. We’re not in the mood.”  
Spike: “I gotta take a pic of this.” (takes out Twilight’s phone) “Smile!”  
(none of them smile)  
Spike: “No? Alright…” (snaps the above picture)
 
Later, back at the camp…
 
Twilight: “Maybe someday we’ll look back on this and laugh.”  
Sunset: “Yeah, I’m sure we will.”  
Twilight: “Now how are we going to find our geodes…?”  
Rarity: “I can’t believe this! A perfectly good outfit gone to waste! Shades of brown do not go well with these colors!”
 
 
Randomly came across this image, and this came out.
Background Pony #F01F
Wouldn’t you know it, just a week after this was posted, Spring Breakdown gives us an actual quicksand scene.
Podbeing

Judging by their expressions, they’re listening to the latest would-be world conqueror monologuing while they sink to their supposed doom, and their reactions are ranging from fear and apprehension to varying degrees of incredulity and–in Sunset’s and Rainbow’s case–actual boredom.
 
Sunset: “Right, world conquest, make mankind your slaves forever, vengeance against your enemies, unlimited rice pudding, blah blah fucking blah. This is a cliched peril. You’re not even original THAT way. I’m actually OFFENDED by this whole situation, because after listening to you rant for half a minute, I can count no less than 27 different ways your shitnoodle plan is going to implode on itself like a damned black hole. Do you understand that? 27.”
 
Twilight: “Orangutans don’t have fully opposable thumbs.”
 
Sunset: “28…”
 
Applejack: “Uhh….also, ya can’t teach an animal to do nothin’ it wasn’t gonna already do naturally, anyway.”
 
Rainbow: “Also, dogs are lactose intolerant. [shudder] Ask me how I know.”
 
Fluttershy: “Ummm…guys?”
 
Sunset: “30. See? In less time than it took you to even start telling us, we started blowing holes in your plot without even trying.”
 
Rarity: “Uh…do you really think you should be giving the would-be conqueror of Earth CONSTRUCTIVE FEEDBACK?”
 
Fluttershy: “Ummm…I don’t want to be a bother, but…I still can’t feel a bottom.”
 
Sunset: “Look, if you actually WANT this to go off with even the tiniest chance of success, you need an actual professional editor. Someone with some experience. Me and my friends here? We’re probably the best you’re going to find.”
 
Twilight: “Uh…I edited version 6.0 of the Evil Overlord list, if that helps?”
 
Sunset: “See? Biggest brain on the planet right here. How about it? Get us out of here, or let us founder and all this talent becomes fossil material. Whaddya say?”