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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
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it’s a puzzle. look at the phone to see which number goes with which letters. for each digit in the phone number, pick the correct letter, and your phone number can spell out a message!
 
so popcorn = 7672676 = 767-2676
 
@Background Pony #6235
 
what kills me about zephyr is he’s not a bad person. he just thinks he has to be a bad person in order to attract females. he’s like a victim of those pickup artists, who tell you they have all the secrets to woo the ladies. he’s convinced that without his swagger, his genuine self is something that no woman could ever love.
 
okay maybe he’s a little bit of a bad person. but mostly just tragic!
Background Pony #AC54
This needs to be an arc. Berry playing dumb (but in reality being well aware of his intentions) while Zephyr keeps trying. All of the mares in Ponyville would be thankful for her.
Starswirl
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Weird, since womanizing isn’t part of Zehpyr’s character. He hits on Rainbow Dash, and only Rainbow Dash. On the other hoof, if the other guys ogle mares it’s all okay because reasons, so whatever.
Background Pony #5226
Is it wrong I feel so bad for Zephyr at this point I wish he’d get a sympathy plot twist and get his shit together and be a decent enough person to finally get a mare to like him.
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That's him, officer
You’d think he’d spend more time being a good friend to Cheerilee…
 
The fact that even Berry Punch rejected him shows that he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance at romance
 
Unless the artist pulls a rather surprising and brilliant move in the future…
 
@Background Pony #5A35
 
That would mean he’d get the syay kicked out of him with every move he makes on any mare.
 
If anything, they’re being nice with how they reject him in this series XD
 
@Dogman15
 
Unless it was meant to be 66 84265/66-84265, I can see that, too.