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Of course, smacking someone in the face with an apple is always funny.
I was quoting Venom, but that was funny XD
Yeah, I totally put that bitch in her place
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Dear Diary,
So some bitch walked up to me while I was in the market buying a bag of apples. She told me I had a small dick. I then proceeded to pelt her with apples until she ran away crying. The crowd cheered.
All in all, an alright day. I do have to get some more apples though.
your current filter.Well, if we take into account that hippogriffs are as big as regular horses….
then again, they are half bird, and birds of prey at that, which in many cases are lucky to have dicks at all….
then we gotta take into account if her experience in dicks is based on that body or in sea pony form, in which case she might have been witness to ovipositors rather than conventional, actual dickage….