@Carrot  
I’ll do you one better  

forces Newall to fly a little faster
 
Can’t let her catch us…

1 second.

contemplates Gatito’s words
 
I thought ya knocked up my mom. Mistakes happen.

And then there was two.  
Gat, you have 2 seconds.

@Brother  
You hit me with a bat. No, i’m not letting that go ]:<

Aww, and you were sorta cute, too. Ah, well, be seeing ya in ma basement!
 
Summons Gaben Newall and flies in Pinkie Clone’s general direction

Stares gently into the Femscout’s eyes.  
You shall be alotted 3 seconds to run.  
Begining now.

@Brother  
pleaseno.  
Grabs her and tosses her into Carrot’s pathway  
She started it, so you finish it with her!

NOW WE ARE ALONE!  
A fresh, lubricated colon carrot appears in my hoof.  
Prepare yourselves.

Ah, I hate ta play dis card, but hey, it’s gotten me outta many a pickle before. Feh, here we go!
 
Knocks flamethrower out of Gatito’s hands and attempts a kiss- rabbits make that shit hard.

It was fine, but I really need to get going!
 
So, bai bai!
 
She wistles a tune, and suddenly, a giant crow appears from nowhere and grabs her, bringng her to other unknows

@Brother  
I see.  
Also, you seem to have Rabbits on you, lemme get those off for ya.  
Aims a flamethrower at her body  
Hold still.

@Gatito
 
It’s more of Pinkie Clone’s and Carrot’s relationship that we’re seeing right now.

It seems that Brother and Carrot’s FoeYay relationship is going on, yes? And hello Confetti, how was your Christmas?

Shudders in fear at the sight of the gun.  
Hey now Confetti! No need for that!

…
 
Just grabs a Laser Rifle
 
Don’t make me do this, Carroty.

Considers Confetti’s words.  
Fine, you shall be violated by other means!  
Licks dressing off, continues being scary.

The hell did I miss here?

What da hell?!
 
Rabbits encase baseball bat and body

@Carrot
 

@Carrot Top  
Squirts Ranch dressing on the chainsaw, rabbits from nowhere proceed to eat it.

Hey guys, I just wanted to greet ya!  
Raising carrotsaw high above my mane.