@Carrot  
:I  
Stops her  
Please, let’s not muddy things up any farther.

@Gatito  
I have a penchant for not being online when these things are happening. I’m always unable to be here when Adventure Threads happen.

Also,  
I jump over her.

@And Brother I Hurt People  
Whatever.
 
I’m going to go party with Spy, Medic and… anyone besides Pyro.

Seems good Trotsky.  
Dons Slendermane outfit.  
Here I come, Brother of mine!

@Carrot
 
You encounter a Rule 63 Gaben, naked and weeping.

@Carrot Top  
What are you doing, Miss Carrot?

I have a better idea.
 
I’ll use this creature in her dimension:
 

 
It’ll kill everything in it just a few months!

Demo’s a drunken moron, Soldier’s so far off the edge of sanity that it’s not even funny (not to mention he probably supports Romney) and Heavy is a meathead.

Hears feminine crying near.  
Oh, I have you now, abomination of a TF2 class!

sniff
 
I-I can’t even have sex!

Whatever.
 
Goes to party with Soldier, Heavy and Demo.
 
I’m partying with the tough boys!

Travelling through dimensions, I finally reach Brother’s.  
Alright, where are you?

@Hamburger  
You have a penchant of being late  
Also, Carrot top is planning a vendetta against her crush enemy, Brother the Femscout.

@Hamburger  
I’m going to scare Brother to death!

Alright, What am I missing now?!

Alright Trotsky, I want you to travel to her dimension dressed as a bird, while I’ll tag along, cosplaying as Slendermane!

stops crying and grips bat
 
What did ya say about me, sixty?

I was thinking of throwing her in a dungeon with a manticore on adrenaline.

@And Brother I Hurt People  
…Yeah, whatever.
 
I never thought scouts were the toughest anyways…

I begin to draw my plans.  
Then I’ll throw a chicken into her window! yeah, that’ll show her!

@Brother  
Hands her a box of tissues  
USe these, they feel better on the nose..

@Gatito
 
bawls even harder
 
C-can I use your shirt as a tissue?

@sixty
 
S-shut up! I’ve always hated ya! Ya just can’t shut up, tryin’ to act so goddamn cool! Y-you sicken me! bawls

Eh, Trotskey?  
I know, we could kidnap her, then throw her into a crowd of TF2 cosplayers!