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*“Sweet Celestia\! It'’s Nightmare Moon\!"_
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“Yes, tis I\! And_*you_* must be-"
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“The Great...…and Powerfu-..."~~…” **Turns to whisper to guard** ~"“What the hay is this\!? I thought she was a powerful hero\!"”~
~"“You _*did_* kinda take her by surprise, Your Majesty. Nevermind the fact that she'’s clearly a _*charlatan\!_"*”~
~"“Oh, you say that _*now\!?_* I feel like a total plothat in front of my subjects who are practically _*begging_* for my defeat\!"”~
~(At this point, I'’ll even settle for one of your servants poisoning your meals.) "“We need to fall back, Your Majesty. You'’re making a scene and this Trixie'’s clearly wet herself in your presence\!"”~
~"“Not the first time eithaer of t'hose has happened, but okay."”~ **clears throat** "“Heed my words, _*Great and Powerful Trixie:_* You shall rue the day you sought to sow seeds of rebellion with your bravado\! Know that your-"
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**More blubbering horse noises*
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“…You know what? We'’re leaving now. Bye, everypony, hail me."”
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