Zerowinger
3-3/4" Army Man Fan
"Jinkies! We've got a mystery afoot! I wonder what's really behind the Phantom of the..."
"It's gonna be old man Jenkins."
"What? The nice old fellow we just talked to?"
"Yes, that's how this works out every single time, I'm calling it now."
"Now hold on, before we accuse him, we should try to gather..."
"He's the only other guy we've run into, he has an obvious financial incentive to see this place go under, and he tried to get us to leave. Seriously, this is like the 20th or so time we've run through this kind of scenario."
"Well, fine, you just be an old stick in the mud! I'm gonna get to work on cracking this case!"
"Oh, okay, have fun running around being scared out of your wits again by a guy in an obviously cheap Halloween costume and a smoke machine, I'm gonna chill out in the van until the cops show up."
"It's gonna be old man Jenkins."
"What? The nice old fellow we just talked to?"
"Yes, that's how this works out every single time, I'm calling it now."
"Now hold on, before we accuse him, we should try to gather..."
"He's the only other guy we've run into, he has an obvious financial incentive to see this place go under, and he tried to get us to leave. Seriously, this is like the 20th or so time we've run through this kind of scenario."
"Well, fine, you just be an old stick in the mud! I'm gonna get to work on cracking this case!"
"Oh, okay, have fun running around being scared out of your wits again by a guy in an obviously cheap Halloween costume and a smoke machine, I'm gonna chill out in the van until the cops show up."