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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
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Bewwy fwuffy faww down!

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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

^ Stfu Mungoman. That’s hilarious.  
But since you hated it, I’ll write one myself  
Fluffy-pony trips and falls on it’s back one day, because it was running to the waterdish after playing for, like, fucking MINUTES, man!!!  
Fluffy-pony is stuck on her back, wriggling around like a worm trying to get back up  
“Dahee! Hap me!”  
But daddy isn’t home. He’s away at ‘work’. ‘Work’ takes sooooooo long for daddy to get home from… whatever it is  
“Daheeeeeee! Fwuffy shtuck! Hap! Hap! Hap!”  
But nobody comes to the rescue. By this point, all the wailing and screaming has made the fluffy desperate. She shits herself, pisses herself, and starts crying at the mess she’s made on daddy’s shiny, pretty floor! le gasp  
“Dahee! Fwuffy sowwy fo make messies! Pwease not angy at Fwuffy! Dahee pwease hap Fwuffy!!!”  
All the tears have soaked into Fluffy’s… well, fluff, and have dehydrated the pathetic creature further
 
 
Many hours later, daddy comes home  
“Where’s my little fluffy-puffy-wuff?”  
He shouts into the house, as he walks around, waving a little bag of microwave spaghetti in his hands. As he enters hte kitchen, he hits something with his foot  
He looks down. Dehydrated fluffy-pony is now on his foot. He grimaces at it  
“Must’ve forgotten how to drink or something else retarded. Christ, these things are stupid.”  
He picks up the phone  
“Hey, Big Man? Yeah, I need another one. Yeah, I know I’m not getting Martini. I don’t WANT him. I’ll take whatever’s cheap, or going to die soon.”
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