@Carrot  
I’m the Player Punch Wake up Boss from Mid-Act, to make the player screams: WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR.

Pinkie would be the final boss for the first to last act.

GodHead would be the final boss from the 1 to second Act.

IF defeated, I return at the last second, only to be swatted away by something bigger.

What are you saying Confetti? I’m a boss who’s loyal to the villain but hates the evil I do? How sweet.

@Kj2  
THE Retarded BP.
 
The one so full of idiocracy it became a boss.

@Godhead  
May I atleast have my colon carrot move?

@Carrot
 
Nevermind, you’re the first boss.
 
BPs are mooks.

@Pinkie
 
I like that idea.
 
Sorry Carrot, but you’ll have to be the second boss.

@confetti  
but bps would be common npc’s or enemies…

To be honest, I would probably forget who the protagonist is, so my line would probably be  
“What? Who are you? Oh, okay, I guess we’re fighting.”

And Simon would be the multiple-encounter, nihilistic, zero-effort boss we imagine him as.

First Boss is Retarded BP.

@Godhead  
Raises hoof slowly

@Godhead  
So she’s the boss we defeat, and she says that as long as bronies exists, she will too, and we only defeated a miserable part of her, leading to the DLC.

@Brony
 
Man, THAT takes me back.
 
About a few weeks, but still.
 
Now, who’s the first boss?

Starly wouldn’t be a boss. She’d be the shopkeeper.

Yeah, Roboshi is a extra boss.
 
Also, WHERE’S YOUR BATTLE THEME ROBOSHI?

@Heresy  
You would be the Token Good Teammate with My Friends, Right or Wrong Mid-boss.

@Godhead  
Therefore the only method to defeat her is to unplug the server.

@Carcer  
Sorry m’lord. I try to be more careful around suspicious looking background ponies since I found out you mostly post anonymously. And tgere was that time when a BP turned out to be Applejack, and she sabotaged our plans.

“Are you my Favourite?”

I’d also give you Red Ribbon.

@Pinkie
 
Not even the almighty power of soccer moms can hope to defeat Derpy.
 
As long as the Brony fandom lives, she will too, and vice-versa.

Yeah, so how would our DLC’s be?
 
I know our game would be Hack ’n Slash already.