Alright fine.
 
The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Rainbow Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several hundred feet and dove, streaking downward as fast as she could. Seconds before hitting the ground, her wings flew open and she pulled up back into the clear blue. Rainbow felt alive…

@Gex
 
The Pinkie subplot was also quite shitty

@PonyPon  
That’s not at all what this response implies. It implies you have no right to have a different opinion unless you are capable of outperforming the original attempt. EVERYBODY has the right to express an opinion on anything regardless of personal skill, and regardless of whether or not YOU want to know.

@JP
 
Closest we have is Double Rainboom.

@SuperGex3: The Return of SuperGex  
uhhhh…but they did introduce a new character.

JP,
 
Nope. We’d choke it with all the popular ships, weird fantasy plots pulled from Final Fantasy, and the worst OCs spawned from the Pony Creator randomizer setting.

Okay.
 
“Rainbow Dash and Applejack were making out…”
 
No, wait, that’s my fanfic. Here’s my real script.
 
“Applejack and Rainbow Dash were making out…”

@DudeManGuy
 
THIS.
 
Also, I know that this pic is meant for me. All they had to do was introduce a new character instead of Spitfire, and I would have no problems AT ALL with the new episode.

>implying noone can judge anything because they can’t make better things
 
/ruining joke

Could this fandom actually write an episode that could be animated and aired?

@Dude  
Beacuse there might be someone who can?

@PaskaNaakka
 
No not exactly.
 
The whole “see if you can do better” dismissal that is given to others with legitimate complaints is stupid and does nothing.

BUT I’M BAD AT WRITING.
 
AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
 
COULDN’T I WORK ON POST-PRODUCTION!?

That only flies when people actually claim they can make a better episode.

Alright I shall!
 
…
 
Oh god…OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I MADE!!? IT MUST BE DESTROYED!!! AUAUUUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!

Ugh. This is seriously the shittiest copout response to criticism you can possibly make.

Exactly.