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“anybody feel like going cave exploring?”
Then you could eat vegatation. Many types of insects eat bugs, even ants and other hive based species.
Plants also ingest nutrients from the soil and water.
You have to spend matter to make matter. You can’t pluck dookie from energy.
Or abstract concepts.
You don’t have to eat solid food to make solid waste.
Plants eat light, the most intangible thing ever, and produce tangible stuff.
It’s not impossible.
We excrete it out of our leg holes. And how do you make excrement if you don’t eat solid food?
You make the goo out of saliva and other excrement. Just like real bugs.
You fail as a changeling.
How do you think we make our cocoon goo?
Love is filling, but you can’t metabolize it as a chemical substance!
Changelings feed on love, not entrails.
You’re a terrible Changeling, go home, you’re drunk.
Good. Yes. Snuggle.
Your entrails are delicious8/10 would snuggle.