BigBuggyBastage 
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There is a life-size version out there, but you don't wanna know how much it'd costs.
The shelf-sized one was very affordable though, and pretty amazing quality.
Go fsck yourself
There is a life-size version out there, but you don't wanna know how much it
The shelf-sized one was very affordable though, and pretty amazing quality.