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JohnSamer

everyone dies  
John Samer:  
psst. Drako. You’re supposed to be dead.  
Drako:  
I am.  
John Samer:  
well fall down dramatically on the floor like we did.  
Drako:  
I’m pretending I’ve been killed with the Spinal Tap pressure point (there is actually a pressure point called that). Although I appear alive I am in fact standing due to muscle reflexes that keep me in a lifelike pose.  
John Samer:  
nerd  
Drako:  
failure  
John Samer:  
ouch