GaruuSpike
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A thousand years is a long time, bro. If I lived that long while retaining my youth, I would probably get sick of being "the old wise one" and try to fit in with the modern youth. How do you do, fellow kids? Although, without the internet, I'd probably stick out like a sore thumb because I can't do proper research on youth culture because all the newspapers are biased against young people and publish completely incorrect things about how they act
Either that or I'd become like that vampire from Tumblr that ruthlessly mixes together all slang from the past3500 years.
![full](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/95/50/229550995ed360f54d16979d580c2f62.jpg!)
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A thousand years is a long time, bro. If I lived that long while retaining my youth, I would probably get sick of being "the old wise one" and try to fit in with the modern youth. How do you do, fellow kids? Although, without the internet, I'd probably stick out like a sore thumb because I can't do proper research on youth culture because all the newspapers are biased against young people and publish completely incorrect things about how they act
Either that or I'd become like that vampire from Tumblr that ruthlessly mixes together all slang from the past
![full](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/95/50/229550995ed360f54d16979d580c2f62.jpg