Twi! Listen to me, for I have a question…  
Is blood, red or blue, edible?

More! :u

Can I have one? :3

Go make me a cup of coffee

@546 Horsepower  
Yes  
Lt Anderson - Luna

@Jason Cooper  
Maybe Hank would be Luna. She’s been known to be snarky and I think she would fit well into the role.

@Background Human  
Original.
 
 
@Jason Cooper  

 
delet

Okay, I think I’ve got some of the crossover cast covered…  
Connor - Twilight  
Lt Anderson - Flash Sentry  
Kara - Rarity  
Alice - Sweetie Belle  
Luther - Big Macintosh  
Markus - Apple Jack  
North - Rainbow Dash (AppleDash, y’all)  
John - Spike  
Simon - Fluttershy  
Ralph - Pinkamina

@ScootsRiver  
Bonjour, Monsieur Cage! Bienvenue sur Derpibooru. Connaissez-vous Ellen Page?

@Mr. Horrible  

 
I’m sure I am. Call me a giant faggot, but this kind of thing is important to me.

@ScootsRiver  
I feel like you’re taking all of this much more seriously than I am.
 
I just think it’s fun to slag on David Cage because he’s a hokey writer who always manages to screw up his own stories with dumb nonsense that makes it funny. There’s always the potential to be great, and there are a lot of good ideas to be found in any of his games, but he always makes one or two shockingly dumb choices that turn what could be an amazing experience into simply… ze bad game.

@Background Human  
“Knowing the odds” isn’t excuse for not giving it a chance.
 
@Mr. Horrible  
So… Is not inherently bad… But it’s predictable, which is “awful”…
 
Well if Detroit is bad because it’s predictable, you must loathe Friendship is Magic, no? Because they’re incredibly similar… FiM’s just a bit more predictable. Which is fine to me, but to you, it seems to be a pretty big issue.

@ScootsRiver  
Heavy Rain, Indigo Prophecy, Beyond Two Souls, and Omikron all had “character is in danger of drowning” segments.
 
It’s not about being inherently bad, it’s about how utterly predictable it is based on David Cage’s track record as a writer/director. You can guess what he’s going to write, what he’s going to make the player do, and what parts he’s going to completely fuck up before you ever even turn the game on.
 
Again, he’s like Tommy Wiseau. You know from the start it’s going to be awful, but the ways in which it’s awful are legitimately fascinating to observe.

@ScootsRiver  
It’s not that he doesn’t want to. He just knows the odds. David Cage making ze good game is less likely than me having an actual threeway with Ellen Page and Willem Dafoe. “Quantic Dream” is as much a warning sign as “LJN” was in its day.

@Mr. Horrible  
I love how “one good scene” is the free space.
 
I feel like the fact that DROWNING is a square should be a red flag.  
Regardless, you see how far beyond retarded this bingo sheet is, right? Set aside the fact that the game dodges the majority of the squares, and the fact that most of the tropes aren’t even inherently bad, the fact that you’re even participating says to me that you don’t want to like it. That you’re interested in even giving it a try.

@ScootsRiver  
Not yet, but I have been playing along with the Super Best Friends playthrough of it. I’ve already almost got bingo!

so how many times did this twilight die?

@Mr. Horrible  
Have you even played Detroit?
 
@Background Pony #68A5  
Yeah sure but I was kidding.

@Celladoir  
Yeah, I usually like the crime solving parts in his games. They’re just so engaging to me for some reason.

In all seriousness, if this game was only the connor parts, and like, 10-20 dollars on release, it’d be a 9/10. His portion of the game is fantastic. Markus and Kara start out strong but get really weak and poorly written as the game progresses.

@Mr. Horrible  
Press X to have free will.

@ScootsRiver  
Using the phrase “wrong opinion” automatically makes you the one who’s wrong. I hate David Cage with a burning passion but as much as I hate to admit it, other than some extremely heavy handed garbage, the game is actually relatively competent as far as I’ve seen. Then again so was indigo prophecy for the most part.

@Dust Rock  
Detrot  
On another note: I would love if someone made an equidroid just to merge the game and show.

@ScootsRiver  
Hey, it’s not my fault David Cage always makes ze bad game. The guy is medically incapable of writing a coherent story or presenting it in a competant manner.
 
That being said I do highly recommend all of his games, because as a writer and director he is fascinatingly incompetent, and therein lies the entertainment value. He’s like the games industry’s Tommy Wiseau.
 
He makes ze bad game, and I love it.

@Mr. Horrible  
There you go again with your wrong opinion.