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Adan Druego

[IsoCon] 01-056-003-001
Sooooooo, is it strange that I find Starlight to be far more attractive in this mental state?  
Seriously, she looks much cuter this way.
 
AD: Hey, Starlight? Wanna go on a shopping spree with me?  
SG: SURE!  
 
AD: Um, Starlight?  
SG:Yessssss?  
 
AD: It’s the “sh” one not “ch” one.  
SG: Wha…? …oh…
 
@Background Pony #65EB  
Hey, you’re me from a year ago or that’s me…
Background Pony #9071
Ya’know, I just love these infomercials.
 
SG: Nopony will be safe. I will always be there to haunt their dreams. You can run….  
Me: …  
SG: …but if you call now, you’ll also get me in my all new peripheral shadowmare form. I ca be soo hallucinogenic-tastic, yeah baby.  
Me: Get me the phone.
 
SG: And that’s not all. I’ll always throw in a complimentary Staff-ASameness. Cause we all get thoses urges so why pretend we’re all unique. It doesn’t matter who you hurt, if you’re just proving we’re all the same. You’re not a star, so why should you think it. You’re not a winner or a loser, but the same. Let have a purge, let’s have ourselves a purge. A purge of all that makes of different. There’s so much wrong with completion, being afraid of being the loser. A battle of all the ban uhh, I mean, let’s not have name brands, a battle of name brands, we’re all generic here.
 
Me: Where’s muh damn phone! And who the hell am I even talking to?