I would still protect her ;3;

Sorry Rares, but if you did that to me while looking like that, I’d have to kill you and then myself.

@Background Pony #63F2  

And you don’t even want to kill a spider that big the old fashioned way. You would be covered in slime and spider guts and all the eggs she’s pregnant with.
 
Kill it with fire. It’s the only way to be sure. And frankly, burning your face off to kill a giant spider is a worthy tradeoff. You probably won’t want to be alive after experiencing that anyway.

mffm mmf mmmfmmf mmm!

The fantasy of leg and butt fetishists everywhere.

and the greentext this is based on
 
green by Durnk anun
 
>Day clothing in Equestria.  
>Be Anon.  
>You can’t find your jumper.  
>You were sure you left it in the washing basket.  
>But it’s not there.  
>That’s got to be like the fifth one that’s gone missing so far this year.  
>You don’t know if you have any others left at this point.  
>And it’s not like you could buy more.  
>The local clothes shop doesn’t make human clothes.  
>The owner got a bit weird after you asked about special orders.  
>You’re not sure you’re comfortable wearing something made of her silk after the looks she was giving you.  
>Maybe Spike will have an answer.  
>As the only other biped in town, he’s the best option you have for advice.  
>It’s a cold day as you walk to the treebrary.  
>You try to get there quickly.  
>Once you do, you go find Spike and see what he thinks.  
>He thinks he wants to fuk the clothes shop owner.  
>Well now that you’re here, you might as well see if Twilight knows anywhere else to get clothes.  
>You look for her and find that she’s locked herself in her room.  
>Pinkie is there too.  
“Come on Twilight I just need to know where I can get some clothes.”  
>Pinkie tries to say something through the door but is cut off by Twilight.  
>“I’ll do some research on other places that make clothing, but are you sure Rarity can’t do it.”  
“She gives me the willies and I don’t want anything that came out of her wrapped around me.”  
>“Alright Anon, I’ll see what I can find and visit you tomorrow morning with what I find.”  
“Thanks Twilight, you’re a real bro.”  
>Out of all the spiders in this town, you think she’s the one that creeps you out the least.

>only six legs

Aww