Disgusting waste of money. Give it to charity or something.

Oh good, I thought this was someone showing off their collection of unopened things.

Pussy. Every. Night.

@Bristle Brew:
 
I like the virtual reality route more.
 
But seriously, Thanksgiving should be more like Christmas. Hardly anything is open on Christmas. You get your shit done before the holiday. Planning ahead, not waiting until the last minute, etc., etc., etc.

I love people like that. Saves us so much time on the register. :v
 
Also, there’s probably more shit in the back you know, it’s just that modern people are too retarded and coddled by the internet to know to ask about such things. Even less work for us!  
Just think of how popular she’ll be with all the other little girls now that she has a full instant collection, too!
 
…For all of a week until the next blind bag push. You niggahs don’t know what kind of horror you just introduced your little girl to, do you? Yep, it’ll be just like giving a boy a collection of sports trading cards for his birthday.

V Humans are disgusting for wanting things so much that they would disregard the safety of others in their way.  
Which is why I propose (just hear me out, guys) we all pool our money into gene-splicing so we can become ponies.

“Lewis Black”: “Who in the FUCK were these people? Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara given human form?
 
Two people… TWO people took the entire stock of pony toys from a store. What were they going to do? Build their own personal Equestria?!
 
These fuckers are probably the same sort of people that trampled fifty other people, elbowing and kneeing all the way on Black Friday so their spoiled little shit wouldn’t be the last girl on her block without a Derpy Hooves covered in luster dust!!!”

“You gotta care, you gotta share”

“http://www.toysfortots.org/:Toys for Tots”

Gotcha, thanks Kruppenstein. Let’s give that a try…  
[quote]http://www.toysfortots.org/:Toys for Tots[/quote]  
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[url]http://www.toysfortots.org/[/url]
 
Ya know…just a suggestion.

“Rich” tag. Ha.

That little girl better become the biggest fan in the world