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Here’s an MLP version of VeggieTales The Wonderful Wizard of Ha’s.
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Bob the Tomato: Hey Larry if we don’t have tails. Our wives have them!
Larry the Cucumber: That means they’re monkeys!
Bob the Tomato: No Larry! They’re ponies!
“Pinkie, you have a tail.”
“I do?”
“Yep. And so do I.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure about that Twilight.”
“What do you mean?”
“Oh nothin’.”
Pinkie: If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey%. Even if it has a monkey-kinda shape%.
Twilight: …tosses camera
Pinkie: If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey%. If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey, it’s an ape%
Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie~. Tune in next time to hear Twilight say…
“Look! There it goes in the trees! Follow me! It’s gotta be a monkey or an ape! I can’t believe it’s true! All this time I’ve searched for you! Snap the picture! Take the shot! We’re among the lucky few! We finally did it photographer! We’ve discovered what we’re after! Let me look! Is it an ape!?”
“Pinkie, this is a disaster.”
“It’s a monkey!” Not a monkey
“Uh, Pinkie, that’s a cow not a-”
“That was exhilarating! Let’s find more!”
Twilight: Pinkie, I think we need to talk about this! I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant-
Pinkie: Shhhhh!
“A bubble doesn’t-”
“Then it’s not a monkey. If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey…”
“It’s an ape?”
“Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!”
Twilight: …But Pinkie! A kite has a tail-
Pinkie: Then it’s a monkey~
Twilight: A comet has a tail-
Pinkie: Then it’s a monkey~
“Well Twilight. The lady at the zoo said it. And who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If it’s tail, it’s a monkey. No tail, ape. It’s easy!”
Twilight: Huh. I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Pinkie.
“A camera has no tail.”
“It’s not a monkey. If it doesn’t have tail it’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!”
Pinkie: Oh, I’m fine.
Twilight: ? You don’t look fine.
Twilight: If it doesn’t have a tail?
Pinkie: Not a monkey!
Twilight: Are you sure that’s what you need to say?
Pinkie: And I’m Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: And we’re here… Is something wrong, Pinkie?
“Uh Pinkie, I’m not so sure…”
“Uggabooga isn’t that a monkey!”
“Uggabooga maybe it’s an ape!”
“If it’s bid, or a salad, or a pillow, if it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!”
Pinkie: It’s very simple, Twilight%. If it doesn’t have a tail it’s not a monkey, it’s an ape%!
“Look there it goes! There it goes! I don’t know I can’t tell if it’s a monkey or an ape!”
Pinkie: If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey Even if it has a monkey kinda shape If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey If it doesn’t have a tail It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape! If it doesn’t have a tail, it’s not a monkey
Twilight: Let’s see if we can catch it on the tape!
Pinkie: You can very plainly see if it’s a monkey If it doesn’t have a tail It’s not a monkey, it’s an ape!