Pfft. Everyone knows it’s the Ka-mare Sutra.

It would be a Crime and Punishment if I didn’t check you out, Twilight.

No, i’m in no mood to learn about Ancient Pony-India’s Societal makeup.

@Mildgyth  
Pinkie pie…you are sooo random…!

@Mildgyth  
Oh.

@Flaming Frets
 
I don’t think that Google Translate works on romanized Sanskrit. this is actually the first paragraph of the second chapter of part I, which Richard Burton translated as:
 
“Man, the period of whose life is one hundred years, should practise Dharma, Artha and Kama at different times and in such a manner that they may harmonize together and not clash in any way. He should acquire learning in his childhood, in his youth and middle age he should attend to Artha and Kama, and in his old age he should perform Dharma, and thus seek to gain Moksha, i.e. release from further transmigration. Or, on account of the uncertainty of life, he may practise them at times when they are enjoined to be practised. But one thing is to be noted, he should lead the life of a religious student until he finishes his education.”

@Mildgyth
 
runs this through Google Translate
 
“If you have any questions, please contact us at any time from the person you are visiting or contact with us at any time in your personal computer.”
 
O-kay, then…

@Mildgyth  
I take it the original old ponish version of the pony-sutra wouldn’t be as easy to enjoy as a simple game of twister…aw nuts!

And then it turns out she wants to actually read it, in the original Sanskrit:
 
“Śatāyur vai puruṣo vibhajya kālam anyonyānubaddhaṃ parasparasyānupaghātakaṃ trivargaṃ seveta bālye vidyāgrahaṇādīn arthān kāmaṃ ca yauvane sthāvire dharmaṃ mokṣaṃ ca anityatvād āyuṣo yathopapādaṃ vā seveta brahmacaryam eva tv ā vidyāgrahaṇāt…”

yes, princess <3

I get the feeling that Twilight and the Pony-Sutra will be a lot like Agnes Skinner and her book of cakes. They like to read their books, but have little to no interest in getting real-world experience.

I’d rather enact it