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Description
The 8½th president of Equestria signs his famous executive order, The Depantsipation Proclamation.
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Noo, it was too secret! :(
If you’re reading this, then you are one of eight ponies in Equestria with clearance to view this information. In fact, I myself will be banished to the moon as soon as the typing is complete.
…
What? No? Ho! Well, that’s a relief!
Anyway… Of all of Equestria’s secrets, the most embarrassing was that of Flying Saucer: The eighth-and-a-half president of Equestria.
After winning the 1008 AB election in a landslide, (literally, many ponies lost their lives in that landslide) Flying Saucer quickly gained a reputation as Equestria’s silliest president.
He waged war on pancakes, appointed six babies to the supreme court, and issued the de-pants-ipation proclamation, as shown above. His state of the nation speech was even worse.
“The only thing we have to fear is gigantic, pony-eating spiders!”
He was kicked out of office and escaped to an uncharted valley he named Crappity Balls, after plummeting into it at high speed.
Flying Saucer’s shameful term was erased from history and officially replaced by Point Clicker as President and local nobody Steve Wankerton as founder of Crappity Balls. The whereabouts of president Saucer’s body are unknown.
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