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Rarity: “I’m flattered but I really must decline!”
Twilight: “I was asking for someone else! There’s a mare interested in you but she doesn’t think you’d be interested.”
Rarity: “Now, now, there’s no need for lying! I’m mostly surprised you two would consider ‘spicing things up’ so early in your marriage!”
Twilight: “RARITY STAHP”
Poor Twi. She tries to help out Celestia the ethical way and this is what she gets.
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Twilight: “I was asking for someone else! There’s a mare interested in you but she doesn’t think you’d be interested.”
Rarity: “Now, now, there’s no need for lying! I’m mostly surprised you two would consider ‘spicing things up’ so early in your marriage!”
Twilight: “RARITY STAHP”
Poor Twi. She tries to help out Celestia the ethical way and this is what she gets.
Next: >>1620059
“Er… aren’t I?”
“…”
“…”
Myself please, we know we aren’t doing our most basic homework. Just let´s go to sleep please. Sorry about the rampage <3
I´m currently working on my own clop fiction using this tumblr universe. And I promise you to try to fill all this nonsense plot holes in the history with saucy and credible ships. Please wait a little bit until it´s finished and I will share a link to it, it´s going to be on the deep web so you gonna have to install an explorer like Onion or something. Relax just don´t talk with anybody besides your buddy Vershopolis. Keep it real!
Aww, look at how many fucks I don’t give. There’s just a box sitting here, it’s almost full.
I want an unabridged version from you.
but don’t you see? SOMEONE IS SHIPPING THINGS THEY DONT LIKE! this is super important. They are gonna call your manager and get you fired for disagreeing.
I love when idiots bitch about a ship, then proceed to show off how pathetic their lives are by going through and bitching on a bunch in series.
Get over yourself. You’re just salty that the blog has a ship you don’t like.
-Hey Rara have you consider being totally different from your actual taste of love?.
-Nop
-Did I mentioned that big royal money celestia totally wants you?
Rarity: “The scandal, the shame, the media backlash if this were too get out…I’m in.”
Also, I can see Rarity making an erronous assumption like this.
Her whole character revolves around drama, after all.
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Twilunity.
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