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HOOOOLLLLD AAAAAA CHICKEN IN THE AIR  
STICK A DECKCHAIR UP YOUR NOSE  
BUY A JUMBO JET  
AND THEN BURY ALL YOUR CLOTHES.  
PAINT YOUR LEFT KNEE GREEN  
THEN EXTRACT YOUR WISDOM TEETH  
FORM A STRING QUARTET  
AND PRETEND YOUR NAME IS KEEEEEEEITH  
SKIIIIIN YOUUUUUURRRRSELF ALIVE  
LEARN TO SPEAK ARAPAHOE  
CLIMB INSIDE A DOG  
AND BEHEAD AN ESKIMO.  
EAT A RENAULT FORD  
WEAR SALAMI IN YOUR EARS  
CASSEROLE YOUR GRAN  
DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF WITH SPEEEEEEEEAAAARRS!