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XD
What about poor tia and Luna guys?
I don’t think she’d like that
Maybe they can sew together pieces of other dead dragons and make Ember into a scaly Frankenstein Monster.
How can you reattach her head if her body has already been partially devoured
Oh, you meant she came back after decapitation. I thought you meant she did it before they went that far.
Then they just need to find Rarity and some very strong thread to put her head back on.
If they’re smart they’d realize she couldn’t be a vampire because decapitating a vampire kills them, although they might think she’s a zombie
Which would vastly surprise everyone at the funeral.
Hopefully they don’t think she’s a dragon vampire and try staking her.
The tea would wear off and all the suddnen she would just start talking again
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Yup I got it, just misinterpreted it the first time (English isn’t my first language), made sense when I took a second look.
I meant to imply that Spike was eating Ember without knowing he was eating her. Unless they’d have her head on the table, just staring at everyone during dinner.
Spike would be too accustom to pony culture and probably be terrified at the true dragon culture as Smolder handed him a generous chunk of Ember’s leg.
Edit: Ohhhhh! Just got what you were going for with your comment. At first I thought you meant he was picking away at her and commenting on the taste.
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Sounds like some local families I knew. Two of the kids ditched halfway through the funeral; when their sister followed them to their mother’s house she found them with a truck backed up to the front door and just tossing everything valuable in.
Of course Torch may enforce some restraint and dignity at his daughter’s funeral. “BURY MY DAUGHTER FIRST. THEN YOU CAN ARGUE OVER WHO STEALS WHAT FROM HER HOARD!”
@PaintEdits
Imagine when Spike gets invited to that funeral.
“I’m gonna miss Ember so much. She was great – and why does this meat taste funny?”
I’d figure they’d just eat them. No need to waste the meat.
“Holy crap embers dead!”
“I call her jewels!”
“No! I found her theyre mine!!”
Considering they’ll be back in there bodies and disembodied souls(and it’s discord) the biological death part and brain death part probably won’t affect them in terms of consciousness and animation. But would they really want to be stuck as half-rotted revenents
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It’s permanent brain damage after approximately 45 seconds - 1 minute of no oxygen being supplied to the brain and literal brain death after what 3 minutes for humans. Granted it’s a different constitution with ponies and dragons, but after 1 hour (never mind days) they’re dead as disco.
@Prometheus labs CEO
Not to mention the fact that the bodies are dead, what happens when they go back in? Do they instantly heal and becom like normal or do they still have rigor Morris, liquafactive necrosis, bloating caused by decompositon, and livor mortis. How fun
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The person who had me make this just said a few days in the script, so I can’t tell you for sure whether they meant one or the other. Sorry.
I think that we need “grimdark joke” tag for such pictures