Sorry, but I’m more into whitefaces, character clowns are not my thing.

I wouldn’t say no to that.

@doctor clifton  
Because humanity is still fundamentally good.

Why isn’t “slutty clown” a tag yet?!

Oh yeah I’m talking CLOWNS. CLOWNS EVERYWHERE.

I didn’t even know I wanted this.

Cause I can’t figure out how to add a description on my phone:
 
Best title I’ve had so far.  
This is from chapter: ‘‘Good Things Come to Those Who Wait Almost Two Years’’ from The dazzlings are insane story made by the amazing Justice3442 to check him out! He really inspires me :D (Big Grin)
 
Either way, here’s the fragment:  
“Trixie is having far more fun than I would have expected, too,” Adagio mused as she nodded off into the cavalcade of kids and game.
 
“—and voila!” Trixie said as she revealed empty palms. “The quarter has disappeared! But what’s this…” Trixie reached towards the ear of a grey-skinned girl with purple hair and pulled back her hand, revealing a quarter. The child crying out in delight, it wasn’t long before Trixie’s getup and demeanor had attracted the attention of other kids while her outfit had attracted the attention of some of the male adults. Trixie quite quickly and happily began performing tricks for any and all that were fortunate to grace her presence.
 
Aria couldn’t help but smirk. “Jealous?” she said as she turned towards Adagio. “Trixie is getting more attention than you.”
 
Adagio rolled her eyes. “She’s getting the attention of children and bored men… I could accomplish the same by wearing clown makeup and a skimpy outfit,” she quipped.
 
Aria chuckled. “That’d give people some interesting fetishes.”
 
Aria and Adagio belong to Hasbro.