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Here’s the card for the silly song Asteroid Cowmares.
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after the song ended
Bob the Tomato: Don’t ever do that again!
Pinkie Pie: OK! OK!
Backup singers: “Asteroid cowmares in space! Keepin’ them asteroids in place!” Flitter flies around
Narrator: “This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie! Tune in next time to hear Pinkie say,”
“Come on, guys! You can’t do this on Equis!” lifts helmet again
Pinkie: I think it might be that whole, “no air” thing again.
Scootaloo: Yeah…
Flitter: You know, you could roast marshmallows on Equis.
Scootaloo: I wanna be a cowmare on Equis.
Flitter: gets hit by another asteroid Ahhhh! Me, too!
Pinkie:Sleeping out here under the stars. So much beauty out here to admire.
Flitter:Oh the ground’s never damp.
Scootaloo:But when we set up camp…
Pinkie and Flitter:It’s impossible to light a fire.
Flitter: Whoopee-ki-yo there, cowmare!
Scootaloo: You better pull back soon!
Both: You’re coming with that asteroid or you’ll land into the-
Pinkie: !
Crash
Both: Moon…
Pinkie: Ow…
“Why do I chase these asteroids? I suppose it’s just my thing! Big or small, I’ll rope em all! So yippee kai ay I sing! Yeehaw!”
Flitter: Actually kinda hurts when I do that.
a huge asteroid flies over them
Pinkie: Come on, girls! That’s a big one!
Scootaloo: I think it might be a little too big.
Pinkie: Giddy up, posse~! Just one more today.
Trio: “The vacuum will suck out your face!” lifts up helmet
Pinkie: “Can’t do that on Equis!”
Flitter, & Scootaloo: Yeah we’re her asteroid posse, we roam the Milky Way~,
All 3: We lasso up them asteroids, if any go astray~!
Flitter: gets hit by an asteroid Ahhhh!
Scootaloo: Didn’t see that coming! goes to help Flitter
“On my trusty rocket horsey, so swiftly do I ride! I blaze a trail with fiery tail, my posse at my side!”
Pinkie:Let’s go get it girls.
Pinkie, Flitter, and Scootaloo: “Home! Home out in space! Keepin’ them asteroids in place! And here they’ll all stay, but if one gets away, we’ll dig in our spurs and give chase!”
Pinkie: Ohh, myyy, little rocky Dovi%, your orbit has been stirred%. Don’t you dare be sneaking out, gotta get back in the herd%. It’s lonely in outer space, they say it never ends%! I know you’ll feel much better, back here with all your friends~!
Asteroid,asteroid,asteroid,asteroid cowmares.
Pinkie:Yee haw!