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Sphynxes are red
Violets are blue
Give me your bread
Or I’ll eat you
Violets are blue
Give me your bread
Or I’ll eat you
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Lel nice
Bible references? They could make them into a whole story Ark! :D
Anytime I see something that looks Egyptian (like sphinx) I think of Moses and the Old Testament.
Something something great flood?
“If you don’t gimme your crops, you’re toast.”
Eeeeeeggsactly!
Well we’ve already established the ponies are toy-sized, so that’s a real possibility.
I’m Not the best in terms of humor…
Edited
That was… Disappointing.
instantrimshot.com
Edited because: link not working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_aVNU_gJYE
Edited because: Editing fix
Go on…
As she watches, she constantly asks me “where do these crops even go? Why are you farming fictional crops with-whatever these things are (tractors)?” And I rebutt “why am I talking to a fictional sphinx?” We both fall silent as I move on to play Portal 2…
She’s a cat. She’ll happily settle for your subservience.