The truest of straight-shooters, to deliver both truth and bullets to where they hurt most. Shall you never miss your mark or lose your way.
“…Ma, Pa? Are you up there?
“…Heh, Granny saw right through me, as usual… Told me I might use some alone time with the stars… “I s’pose it don’t hurt none.”
sigh
“Yeah, I’ve been feeling down lately. I dunno why I’m letting it get to me. ‘Keep seeing all my friends go off on those adventures, bringing back these crazy magic thingies, and, I dunno…
“What am I s’posed to do? I’m just a farmer. I kick good, grow apples. Not exactly hero material.
“And this whole thing, right? It ain’t a problem you can kick away, you know?
“And I want to help and all, but what am I s’posed to do? What can I do?”
sniff
“I dunno, I just don’t know!
“…I… I’m lost, Ma. I’m scared, Pa. Whoever’s listening up there, if there’s even anyone!
“…I just don’t know what to do. I’m lost and I need help.”
Ten legendary weapons 7/10: Northern Star