Trixie: Hey! That’s not true! I have a harem of stallions where I came from.

Starlight: Yeah, in your dreams.

Trixie: Shut up, Starlight.

@Background Pony #26AC  

 
thats alot of unbridled love….

@scouterdash  
d&d? So they probably have enough virgins already then.

@scouterdash  

 
“really…i thought you said virgins…this is awkward”.

“I said dungeons! We have a session coming up and I need the most recent update to the game.”

@Riptyde  

 
i can already guess how they taste them.

@VampireScratch  
Or taste~

@Scrounge  
Ok ew lol
 
 
@Riptyde  
changelings apparently can smell virgins then?

@VampireScratch  
I suppose he could have just looked.

@VampireScratch  
Changelings can tell ;)

“Surgeons! I said I needed surgeons! And hurry it up, I don’t think Bob’s got much longer!”

Trixie: Ha! Jokes on you. Trixie lost her virginity!  
Starlight Glimmer: When did that happened and to who?  
Trixie: After the your celebration and let me say this. Twilight is “well equipped” as a stallion.

how would you even know that? can you taste if a pony is a virgin or not?

“No, No, NO! I asked for Virginians! I’ve got a test on that state on Monday!”

@lasty  
If only comments could be upvoted…

Trixie: Hey! Trixie is no virgin! I’ve nuzzled three ponies before. Only two of them were my parents! _{the other was by accident.} But it still counts!  
Starlight: And I used to sit on a cool older guy’s lap all the time.  
Thorax: Really? Anyone I’d know?  
Starlight: Oh, nopony special. Only Santa Claus! Whenever he’d appear at the Wherever-My-Hometown-Is Mall, he would always look forward to my visit. He told me so! (smug) So now, who are you calling virgins?
 
(later)  
Starlight: Wow, what a crazy misadventure for which I was at fault! …say, Trixie? Have you really nuzzled someone other than your parents?  
Trixie: Of course not! Just what kind of tramp do you think I am!?

Virgin, not a virgin. All fodder for the orgy!

Thorax: “They were scissoring in the bag!”

“Um… I’m pretty sure neither of them are…”

“Oh very go…ah damnit. I already know those two. Trust me they are definitely no virgins anymore”