Like many of us, Twilight likes to start her day with a piping hot cup of caffeinated bean juice. But when she wakes up one morning to find that her can is empty, she sends Spike out on a mission to fetch her a fresh cup before her scheduled study time.

What could be easier?

“Oh, Spike, you’re back!” said Twilight. “You know, I can’t believe I forgot that I had a spare can of coffee tucked away in my closet! Can you?”

Moments later, the entire town of Ponyville was woken up by what sounded vaguely like a baby dragon screaming obscenities.

(Oh, well. At least he got 5 bits out of the whole ordeal.)