Believing that she has come to depend on her magic too much, Princess Celestia has challenged Twilight to find a life outside of it. As Usual, Twilight has over-reacted, and it is up to her friends to put her back on course.
Riled: Tonight on the Riled Up Factor: Are griffons responsible for the disappearance of innocent Equestrian foals? But first, we talk to Lyra Heartstrings, who is a cosplayer, and also gay, is that right?
Lyra: Okay, first: just because I’m a cosplayer has nothing to do with the fact that I’m a fillyfooler. And second, you’re seriously blaming griffons for that with no proof?
Riled: Do not change the subject, that is such a liberal strategy. We are talking about your perversions here. Does your marefriend know you cosplay?
Lyra: Yes.
Riled: And have you ever tried to introduce foals to cosplay?
Lyra: Well, there was this huge birthday party hosted by Pinkie Pie where we had to dress up as pirates, and I got to talking to a filly about why I was in pirate garb as well.
Riled: You heard it on the Riled Up Factor, folks: Pedophile cosplayers target your foals for indoctrination into a wicked, griffonist lifestyle that makes them gay.
Because transphobia is as bad as racism and homophobia.
They’re not a zebra corn, just a unicorn in stripeface
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Why slap mr cake for saying is technically a factual statement
Igneous: pinkie I am your father I don’t have to listen to you
Pinkie: and I’m the employee and if you don’t listen to me I will throw you out!
Igneous:…okay cupcake
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The not-Changeling merely makes me think of Sea Foam from A Minor Variation.
Riled: Tonight on the Riled Up Factor: Are griffons responsible for the disappearance of innocent Equestrian foals? But first, we talk to Lyra Heartstrings, who is a cosplayer, and also gay, is that right?
Lyra: Okay, first: just because I’m a cosplayer has nothing to do with the fact that I’m a fillyfooler. And second, you’re seriously blaming griffons for that with no proof?
Riled: Do not change the subject, that is such a liberal strategy. We are talking about your perversions here. Does your marefriend know you cosplay?
Lyra: Yes.
Riled: And have you ever tried to introduce foals to cosplay?
Lyra: Well, there was this huge birthday party hosted by Pinkie Pie where we had to dress up as pirates, and I got to talking to a filly about why I was in pirate garb as well.
Riled: You heard it on the Riled Up Factor, folks: Pedophile cosplayers target your foals for indoctrination into a wicked, griffonist lifestyle that makes them gay.