@Background Pony #5349  
Ki-blast Friggin’ smartass…!

@FEqBrony  
yes.

@Background Pony #5349  
Yugi Moto or Yami Yugi?

@FEqBrony  
Tirek vs yugi

@Background Pony #ABAB  
Tirek: They’re gonna have to take to bus home. ‘Cause they’re kids.  
(Outro plays)
 
Alright, which scene should we quote next? Please hurry, it’s hard to come up with original content instead of just copying stealing from ripping off quoting other people.

@FEqBrony
 
Gwen (Unicorn):  
“…Ben, Kevin, we’re going back to Plumber HQ”
 
Kevin (Earth pony):  
“YEAH! You’re not even WORTH it, cow-guy!”
 
Ben 10 (Pegasus):  
“Hmph, showoff, I’ll show you what my middle feather can do…”

@Background Pony #ABAB  
Tirek: Ok, good. Which one can blow up a montain?
 
Ben: Um… what…?
 
Tirek: The amulet or the sword? Which one can literally ERASE AN ENTIRE MOUNTAIN FROM EXISTENCE? Because I can do that with my horns.

@Background Pony #ABAB  
Tirek: Okay, so if your here for the tournament then what can you guys, (and lady) do exactly?
 
Ben (Pegasus): Well I got this cool amulet that can turn me into any creature I want.
 
Kevin (Earth Pony): And I got a sword…and can absorb any kind of matter.

@Background Pony #ABAB
 
Gwen (Unicorn):  
“Well excuse us, ‘Buffalo Bill’, but we were under the impression  
that your tournament was an open invite”
 
Ben 10 (Pegasus):  
“And between you and me, we don’t like to pass up invitations for  
any tournaments. Or to kick evil flanks~…”
 
Kevin (Earth pony):  
“YEAH! Even when they’re threatening to destroy the world! Wait, I-I  
mean– ESPECIALLY! Y-Yeah, that’s what I meant…!”
 
Gwen (Unicorn):  
“Don’t hurt yourself, Kevin…”

Intreting

@Background Pony #ABAB
 
Genius XD

Lord Tirek:  
“Well, here it is; the final days before the end of the world%”  
(Chuckles)  
“I should probably take in the calm before the storm–”
 
Kevin Levin (Earth pony):  
“Ho-holy crp%! Hey Ben, Gwen! Look at the size of that guy!
 
Lord Tirek:  
“Oh thank god, I was getting bored”
 
(Then in comes Ben Tennyson (Pegasus) Gwen Tennyson (Unicorn)  
and Kevin Levin (Earth pony) as they approach the arena)
 
Ben 10:  
“Yo Bessie! What’s your deal? Are a monster, an alien or just  
some dckhead in a costume?”
 
Lord Tirek:  
“Well, a demon to be precise. But more importantly, I’m the  
‘d*ckhead’ who’s going to murder a bunch a teenage punks for  
daring to approach the Tirek Games! …Presented by Hetap”

@DiscipleOfAndrewRyan
 
He was short on cash, and no, it wasn’t worth it

Cat Loves Food, yeah yeah yeah yeah!

@Eric Michael Kline  
Flash: Sunset! Sex makes babies!

@Darth Sonic  
It can totally be Star Swirl NOW.

@Background Pony #A3CA  
Twilight: Flash.
 
Flash: Yeah huh?
 
Twilight: Did you take Spike into a magical world full of talking ponies, turn him into a dragon without my consent, then suddenly come back home demanding birthday cake!?
 
Flash: If it makes you feel any better it was the mirror that changed him.
 
Twilight: It doesn’t.
 
Flash: Are you upset?
 
Twilight: No…because I know how you’re going to pay me back.
 
Spike: Twilight, what do you mean?
 
Twilight: Applejack, would you take Spike out for a few hours.
 
AJ: Spike we’re goin’ to Pinkie’s.
 
Flash: Wait what does she mean? Guys?
 
Twilight: He said one week. And I’m using it.

@Background Pony #A3CA  
Considering that this is the Equestrian Girls setting, there’s nothing saying it can’t be Starswirl.

@darknessRising24
 
You know, with Grand Pear now a thing, I think he’d be more perfect for the role of Master Roshi.

@Background Pony #A3CA
 
Big Mac changes channel to porn
 
Spike: “DAMN IT BIG MAC!!”
 
Big Mac”HE SAID ONE WEEK AND AH’M USING IT!”

@Background Pony #ABAB
 
Lord Tirek:  
“For all of those familiar with Ponymania, I’ll be borrowing the rules. No scripting, however; Yours Truly will be your only opponent, and it will all be real. And, much like Discord’s mother, I will accept all comers~ ;)”
 
Discord:  
“How dare…”
 
Spike:  
“Why’re you dressed as Bob Ross?”
 
Tirek:  
“The location is in the northern Galloping Gorge. If you don’t know where that is, blame the show staff. The games will start at noon, one week from today. That should give you all plenty of time to prepare. Or for those of you not participating, give you some time to connect with your special somepony, learn a friendship lesson, or maybe just sell some virus-laced cookies! Get a zombie apocalypse going! Live a little! Because in one week’s time…well, to give you an idea~”
 
(A blast of powerful magic from Tirek’s head destroys a good chunk of the buildings in Las Pegasus)
 
Lord Tirek: “So, keep that in mind, and I’ll see you next Saturday! Also, feel free to pray to your princesses. But, spoilers: they can’t do anything either.”

@Dirty Bit
 
Lord Tirek:  
“Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, and that technicolor rainbow in-between, I am Lord Tirek.  
You may remember me from the following cities;”
 
(Shows a quick scroll down of all the cities he visited AND destroyed)
 
Lord Tirek:  
“Of course if you lived in those cities, you won’t remember because I absorbed your magical  
essence or completely annihilated from existence. But that’s not what I’m here to talk to  
about today; Today, I’m making an announcement!
 
Spike the Dragon:  
(Praying)  
“Please leave this world forever. Please leave this world forever. PLEASE leave this world  
forever!”
 
Lord Tirek:  
“I’m leaving this world forever”
 
Spike the Dragon:  
“WOO-HOO%!!“XD
 
Lord Tirek:  
“After I blow it up”
 
Spike the Dragon:  
“OH NO!!“O8
 
Lord Tirek:  
“Unless%….!”
 
Spike the Dragon:  
“Aaaahh…?!“D8>
 
Lord Tirek:  
“One of your world’s ‘champions~’ can best me in one-on-one combat with the powers of  
great strength and magic, where I will hosting a once-in-your-lifetime event that I hereby  
dub…the Tirek Games! …….Be part of the conversation on your social media with the  
#TirekGames~!
 
Flash Sentry:  
“Aaand he’s already trending…”

@Background Pony #ABAB
 
I loved that part XD
 
Tirek: holding up the choking news reporter The following contains violence, coarse language, and adult situations not suitable for minors. Viewer discretion advised.
 
Offscreen murder
 
Sweetie Belle: Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Brutal~!

(Big Mac watches an exercising channel with sexy ladies in leotards)
 
Spike the Dog:  
“You DO know there’s actual porn on the internet, right?”
 
Big Mac:  
“Eee-Yup, but sometimes ya gotta appreciate the classics~”
 
(Suddenly, the sexy exercising is interrupted by Lord Tirek  
rising for the ground, and our heroes gasped)
 
Sunset Shimmer:  
“Big Mac, hurry! Change the channel!!”

@Background Pony #B665  
Only when Yamaha does or says something cool.