“If you take any moment in Pony history and look at it differently, you’ll see some pretty fuckin’ weird stuff. Neigh11, now Ponies flew into that building, but did they? Look at Crysalis, look at Celestia, stick a bit of chitin and fuckin’ blue hair, She’s a bug queen. LETS STOP THE ROLLERCOASTER FOR A SECOND, cuz theirs something else i wanna hit you with:
 
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4 little legs on em, very nasty creatures, sometimes you have to crush an apple or sing a song to make them go away, The Owl, The Aul Pony, Granny-fucking-smith, she’s in the fuckin’ Illumineighti.

it’s missing triangles, so your theory has been debunked!