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Hard choices 4 Sunset Shimmer- - -Sunset Shimmer, (c) by Hasbro.

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Priest: And do you take Twilight to be your lawfully wedded wife?  
Daydream Shimmer: appears on Sunset’s shoulder Say yes, you love her.  
Sunset Satan: Are you Crazy?! One woman for the rest of your life!  
Daydream: Hey Satine, what ever happened to you buying my couch? It’s sitting in my garage.  
Sunset Satan: Did you clean it?  
Daydream: no.  
Satan: It’s got a stain, mare.  
Daydream: You can get it out with a little elbow grease.  
Satan: Then do it!  
Daydream: You do it! You’re the buyer!  
Satan: Not if it has a stain! I can go to the store and get one that is clean.  
Daydream: OK, go to the store. Spend a billion dollars.  
Satan:…I can’t do that. I’m saying up for a boat, you know that, okay. One of those Boston Whaler boats.  
Daydream: What? You’re like a hundred miles from the ocean, you’ll never go!  
Satan: If I buy the boat, it’ll make me go!  
Daydream: Look, if you don’t like the stain, just flip over the cushion.  
Satan: It’s faded on the other side, mare! Everypony will know!  
Daydream: So you put a throw over it or something.  
Satan: What am I, in college? The point is, I want grown up furniture, okay. No more bookcases made of cinder-blocks and particle boards.  
Daydream: Are..you getting rid of those?  
Satan: Yeah!  
Daydream: I think that’s a nice look.  
Satan: What?! Nopony likes that look!  
Sunset: I do.  
Priest: I now pronounce you woman and wife! You may kiss your bride.  
Sunset and Twilight kiss  
Daydream: What about the Ottomane?  
Satan: There’s blood on that!  
Daydream: It’s just cat blood.
Takashi.0
Since the Beginning  -

Salt Miner.
“Don’t listen to her, she’s gonna lead you down the path of righteousness. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks.