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Hard choices 4 Sunset Shimmer- - -Sunset Shimmer, (c) by Hasbro.
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Oh,come off it!
Daydream Shimmer: appears on Sunset’s shoulder Say yes, you love her.
Sunset Satan: Are you Crazy?! One woman for the rest of your life!
Daydream: Hey Satine, what ever happened to you buying my couch? It’s sitting in my garage.
Sunset Satan: Did you clean it?
Daydream: no.
Satan: It’s got a stain, mare.
Daydream: You can get it out with a little elbow grease.
Satan: Then do it!
Daydream: You do it! You’re the buyer!
Satan: Not if it has a stain! I can go to the store and get one that is clean.
Daydream: OK, go to the store. Spend a billion dollars.
Satan:…I can’t do that. I’m saying up for a boat, you know that, okay. One of those Boston Whaler boats.
Daydream: What? You’re like a hundred miles from the ocean, you’ll never go!
Satan: If I buy the boat, it’ll make me go!
Daydream: Look, if you don’t like the stain, just flip over the cushion.
Satan: It’s faded on the other side, mare! Everypony will know!
Daydream: So you put a throw over it or something.
Satan: What am I, in college? The point is, I want grown up furniture, okay. No more bookcases made of cinder-blocks and particle boards.
Daydream: Are..you getting rid of those?
Satan: Yeah!
Daydream: I think that’s a nice look.
Satan: What?! Nopony likes that look!
Sunset: I do.
Priest: I now pronounce you woman and wife! You may kiss your bride.
Sunset and Twilight kiss
Daydream: What about the Ottomane?
Satan: There’s blood on that!
Daydream: It’s just cat blood.