Hello, stallions. Look at your mare. Now back to me. Now back to your mare, now BACK to me. Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she stopped using stallion scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, she could smell like she’s me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re at a game with the mare your mare could smell like. What’s in your hoof, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that THING you love. Look again, THE TICKETS ARE NOW BEER. Anything is possible when your mare smells like Old Spice and not a stallion. I am a horse.