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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Robomorons  
>lockpicks  
>“hey, thanks for let me in my house!”  
>closes the door, pinkie is staring, fade to black  
>spotlight appears, cops are glaring at him  
>but actually it’s just pinkie and ponet at the sugarcube corner who want to share a milkshake with him  
>then ponet turns into wario and they all dance outside the grand opening  
>pokey is sad inside the store because all the shelves are empty and look like a jail cell  
>but pinkie helps him get what he needs  
>and also helps him get that kiss