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Applejack: Can’t give up any state secrets, pardner.
Captured Enemy Soldier: It’s not about that. It’s just… we all came here wearing full plate armor. So why are so many of your Knights wearing what basically amounts to armored bikinis?!
Applejack: OH! That. …Well, that’s an easy one. They wear the armored bikinis because they got enough skill and/or power to get away with it. Me, I’m on their level, I just believe in bein’ practical.
Captured Enemy Soldier: A helmet would be more practical than that hat…
Applejack: I’m sorry, what did you say about my hat? aims rifle at soldier’s face
Captured Enemy Soldier: N-Nothing!
Applejack: That’s what I thought.
I know, right?
Edited
I guess I have a weakness for big gals with big guns.
I like Twi’s more, though her thighs are unprotected.
Also, the best weapon. Apple cannon, fire!