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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@klystron2010  
PUNCHES IN EVERY ORIFICE
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@Einsman  
PUT… TWO OF THEM… UP HER ASS.
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Darth Sonic
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@Einsman  
God, this exchange has suddenly gotten me nostalgic for the old DWM days. This shit would have been quote mined to shit in order to paint all Bronies as a collective of cunt-punching misogynist maniacs!
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Einsman
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@Eeveeinheat  
two hooves right up her COOOOTER
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@WinterCyng  
Eh, she’ll walk it off. Better idea is to cast a gender flip spell then punch her in the bits. That way the message will stick.
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@Darth Sonic  
No, do not cunt punch Fannie, that’s a delicate area.
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@Solitude  
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First thing I thought of when I read about the chicken thing.
 
This is what I was thinking of.
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Darth Sonic
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

Also, Fanny has a very punchable fanny. And face.
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Darth Sonic
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

@Eeveeinheat  
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Ponies are people, dragons are people, humans are people, so on! Yes, we’re also animals, but we’re hopefully people first. And you don’t ask if a person is “tamed”.
 
Edit: Gonna retract this. I thought this was going the “only humans are people route”, but then I read the rest of your discussion.
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Lord WyrmSpawN
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
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Lingering Wyvern
@Einsman  
So the fire was from a corrupt doctor and not by her (or her cat) at all?
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That's him, officer
@Einsman
 
Oh my…
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Einsman
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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@redweasel  
HOLY FUCK, IT’S AMERICAN MCGEE’S ALICE
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@Sdf1jjak  
First thing I thought of when I read about the chicken thing.
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Eeveeinheat
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@Background Pony #D61E  
>Motherly  
>romantic  
I like how you think.
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Sdf1jjak
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For the moment, I thought the Chicken thing was going in a much darker direction.
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Tragiclady
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

@Background Pony #D61E  
@Hoofies  
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I would love this too :3
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@Background Pony #D61E  
@Hoofies
 
Stop inserting desires for things that they never thought before in other people hearts. We are three now.
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@Background Pony #D61E  
And now I want this to happen too
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@Hoofies  
Personally I would like to see Luna come in, greet everyone, then sit/lay down besides Moonglow Twinkle and motherly lays one of her wings over the unicorn.
 
But that’s probably the hopeless romantic in me.
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@redweasel  
>nightmares about a fire where I lost my family
>helping me to heal and overcome the guilt
>overcome the guilt
>she has a candle for a cutie mark
 
holy childhood trauma, Batman!
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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
>nightmares about a fire where I lost my family  
>helping me to heal and overcome the guilt  
>overcome the guilt  
>she has a candle for a cutie mark
 
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Solitude
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@Background Pony #D61E  
Speaking of: could’ve been worse, of course. A certain Fable quest came to mind, for example.
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@Pencils  
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The chicken deal was just that to keep Luna’s church going they needed minimum membership to be 2 or more followers. Local legislation didn’t differentiate species so chicken were lured into the church over the years, it brought in revenue as form of egg sales but also upset the locals who kept tripping over chickens in robes.
 
Well, you can hardly blame the locals for seeing them as a ‘fowl legion’ up to no good.
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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
well this is turning out to be a lovely meal.
 
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Weirdo
@Kamazeustra  
[Moonglow Twinkle
Starlight Glimmer
Sunset Shimmer
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… Mmmaayybee?
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