It’s okay if she’s pretending to be drunk.
 
This works with your sister too:
 
Let’s just pretend we’re both really drunk. We have sex with each other and see if we like it. If we didn’t like it, then we could always just pretend that we were so drunk that we can’t even remember what happened last night. If we did indeed like it. Well, we weren’t drunk so we remember everything. So let’s talk about where we go from here and of course about next time.
 
Thanks Fluttershy!
 
Perhaps Fluttershy should try this with Zephyr some time.

@Background Pony #6B9E  
Look up the species name for ‘canola’

@Registered Anon  
i dont get it

@Registered Anon  
What does this pretty picture of… oh… oh… ohhhhhhh…

@Registered Anon  
That picture triggered my PTSD! How dare you, you misogynistic patriarchal shitlord!  
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Demonetized!

It’s true. Me and my girlfriend get drunk before sex every time, and she enjoy it as much as me.

@Background Pony #0005  
bingo  
also, that EqG version is good

And now for something completely unrelated. Sort of.  

@Background Pony #9CF7  
 
Also >>556636

So she can say “I was drunk!”
 
Take it from someone who’s been drinking since the age of eight,  
alcohol don’t put you in the mood.

someone remembers a doug image where his friend tells him that he raped the girl even when she was drunk, ending with a honk?

In all seriousness though, bad joke is bad.

How drunk and is it just ‘she’?

@Background Pony #8C94  
It was spelled almost the same. I was close D:
 
And I guess that wouldn’t be dubious unless I become a lich or a skeleton person.

@Tragiclady  
I don’t think anyone’s mortality is dubious. Morality, on the other hand… ;)

That’s really really bad advice Fluttershy.
 
I have dubious mortality and empathy, but even I know not to do that :3