She’s cruel but she has a point, perhaps her sister shouldn’t be working if she’s dumb enough to confuse muffins for KNIVES

“For the last time, we did not order a giant box of knives!”  
“You know, sis, you could have told me that before I set it up!”

@Barhandar  
Considering the way the blades are facing and the way she’s falling there’s going to be some deep gashes since they’re likely to be drawn along for several inches before she stops. I foresee moderate permanent loss of motor skills in her right arm due to tendon damage should she survive this, though with how that skirt provides absolutely no protection to her femoral artery she’s likely to bleed out within a minute.
 
Also, with how humans normally position themselves to fall on certain load-bearing points (buttocks, arms, legs) and collapse she’s likely to only hit a few knives at a time, meaning they’re all likely to pierce to the bone or hilt, whichever gets hit first.

I miss Madmax ;_;

@Jryvn  
CHIP!

@Background Pony #65DA  
Yes, it is, but still not that much damage. At least she’ll be bleeding out for several minutes, not just instantly kick the bucket.

@Barhandar  
That only works if all the points are even and rigid. Since all those knives are at different heights and angles, plus they are likely to shift around. That is gonna hurt.

uh…grimdark is magic

Notably won’t result in much damage. Force over surface, after all.

You are ded is not big surprise.