Braeburn: I was born this way and as my brother I figured you’d be accepting of me!
 
Dark Moon: They have gay camps that can fix you now, Damian.
 
Braeburn: Those don’t work.
 
Dark Moon: Well- [they’re interrupted by Photo Finish making a bird call and doing a pose] Dorian: Good God that’s famed hero fashion designer, Photo Finish! PF caws
 
Braeburn: Yeah, that’s my boss.
 
Dark Moon: I wish mine was as cool.
 
Spoiled Rich: And that’s why you should now start saving for Christmas.
 
Lotus Blossom: Then fuck you and fuck Christmas!

@Prometheus labs CEO
 
We legends!

@TOODEEKAY  
Dark Moon: Well you can tell that to mom. And mom. And our donor dad and his transsexual partner palender mystery dog!
 
Braeburn: Dark-
 
Dark Moon: No Brae, you’re the only breeder in our family which means its a mental illness!

@Soulless_76  
You guys are fucking legends
 
This must continue
 
Dark Moon: Everyone’s been asking about you, Braeburn
 
Braeburn: And they can keep asking that whole family done cast me out, Dark Moon
 
Dark Moon: Only because you think you’re straight

@Prometheus labs CEO
 
Assistant 1: Gay boy  
Assistant 2: How’s grindr been?
 
[Braeburn punches one of the assistants, picking him up then trowing him into the other one]
 
Both assistants: Let’s get outta here!
 
[Dark Moon breathes heavily and Dorian adjusts his collar]
 
(I’m starting to think that recasting was the worst decision made throughout my whole life)

@Soulless_76  
Dark moon: usually company picnics excite me, but things just haven’t been the same for me since my assistant left me for another assistant  
Jump cut  
Assistant 1: my ass is his now starts making out with assistant 2
 
Dark moon: gasp not diesel!  
Jumpcut
 
Darkmoon: they keep following me around, antagonizing me opens bathroom stall to find the assistants laughing, opens the other to find the same thing  
Jumpcut  
Darkmoom: answers phone hello?  
Assistant 1: is your refrigerator running?  
Dark moon: yes, of course, why?  
Assistants: you’re gay!  
Dark moon: AAAAAHHHH!!  
Jumpcut  
Darkmoon: I’m telling you, these assistants have been persistent gets hit with an egg ooowww my feelings!

Photo Finish: I hope nobody chases me! laughs, running into the hammock, then yelling and flipping over OH GOD! Help! A gland has exploded!
 
Photo Finish: Finally, I am alone.
 
[car horn]
 
Dark Moon: MOVE!
 
Lotus Blossom: Be careful, you almost hit that lesbi-aaaan!
 
Car stops
 
Dark Moon: we’re here!
 
Dorian = Dark Moon  
Vishalam = Lotus Blossom  
James = Kerfuffle  
Jimmy = Gizmo  
Craig = Cheese Sandwich  
Bryce = Rarity  
Assistants = (Just call them assistants)

@Soulless_76  
Double diamond: babes this is my boss
 
Blue bobbin: stop being brind it’s bad for your eyes
 
Photo finish: gasp I’m so sorry, I did not realize you were gay, unt I’ve made so many jokes
 
Blue bobbin: eat my srit! (I honestly don’t know for certain what they said)
 
Photo finish: look fella I don’t sving that way, despite mine perfect body

@Prometheus labs CEO
 
On Stage: No, I’m not worth 200. I thought he was batshit crazy when he offered me that much, but then I saw his transsexual asian girlfriend with parkinsons and it all became so clear. He’s retarded.

@Soulless_76  
Double diamond: yah things haven’t been going too well with me and my girlfriend, obviously we can’t be nice to eachother, but we can fake it, that why I’ve hired an acting coach to help us saving our relationship  
Jumpcut  
On stage: I’d like to start out with some acting exercises
 
Blue bobbin: you told me there wourd be no EXERCISE! starts hitting him with fan
 
Double diamond: babe calm down this guy cost us 200 dollars
 
Blue bobbin: what the FFFUUUUUUUUU-
 
You know doing this has made me realize just how much stuff Brandon is able to fit in just a few seconds, it’s beyond impressive

@Prometheus labs CEO
 
Photo Finish: I don’t feel creative yet! You two are the worst Asian employees I’ve ever hired!
 
Blue Bobbin: HUH?! What’s wong with Asian, asshole?!
 
Double Diamond: Heyya babe… uh w-where you been?
 
Blue Bobbin: You left me at a goddamn McDonalds, I wasn’t loving it!
 
(Couldn’t really find someone who was Asian so I just went for some random mare)

@Soulless_76  
On bus  
Double diamond: into megaphone welcome aboard, our non-stop flight to Cancun will be fifteen minutes
 
Photo finish: oh, gott im himmel, this flight must’ve cost a fortune, at least we’re not traveling with any poor people though am I right? Haha!  
Jump cut to tent  
Photo finish: oopsie daisie, I don’t think this is the bathroom  
Jumpcut  
Photofinish: heil five!

Braeburn (I guess): Workin’ for a blind fashion designer fuckin’ blows. His latest line of brail clothing really costs us a pretty penny in sexual harassment suits.
 
Double Diamond (I also guess): So we convince him to go to Cancun for a few days just to get him out of the office.

@Soulless_76  
Photo finish: help! I hem under attack by a lesbian!  
Jumpcut  
Photo finish: I have decided to spend four days in ze wilderness to help focus on mine creative concentration  
Jumpcut  
Photo finish: hurry up with mine concentration camp!

@Prometheus labs CEO  
“Not trotting you piece of shit!”
 
Pinkie: I’ll trot as much as I want to! Trotting is a way to clear up last night’s bad choices. I had cheesecake. I’m just loving life– OH! Runs into tent

@Soulless_76  
Cheerilee: I found the fourth graders into megaphone they’re inside eachother!  
Jump cut  
Cheerilee: into megaphone I. Need. Pills!  
Jumpcut  
Cheerilee: I drink to forget but I always remember pinkie runs by no running you piece of shit!

@Prometheus labs CEO  
Cheerilee: Now I never take my eyes off the children, not even to go to the bathroom.
 
(Through megaphone) “It’s unsanitary”
 
Cheerilee: I have a technique. I let out only a little bit, I let it absorb, let that evaporate, and start back at square one.

@Soulless_76  
Oh that’s way better, anyway  
Cheerilee: stop running! Hey you! In the slutty outfit, you’re not getting pregnant on my jungle Jim!  
Jump cut  
Cheerilee: you know I’m surprised they let me be field trip superviser after passing out last time  
Flashback  
Cheerilee: wakes up to notice her hair is blue which one of you dick twitches dyed my hair! I’m gonna go back to sleep when I wake up I want this fixed  
Jumpcut  
Cheerilee: wakes up to find her hair gone damnit

@Prometheus labs CEO  
Night light: Please, I need you to help me find my family, or I might never make it back to civilization.
 
Mudbriar : As park ranger, it is my responsibility and honor. It will also give me ample time to fill you in on the 31 dangers of styrofoam. Number 1–
 
Night light: Runs away OH, FUCK THAT!

@Soulless_76  
Helen: cheerilee  
Jürgen: photo finish  
Sam: pinkie  
Donna: grannie smith  
Bryce: spoiled rich  
That’s all I could come up with

@Prometheus labs CEO
 
“Aren’t these trees beautiful? They are the oldest known living beings in this park”
 
Bumps into George
 
“Oopsie”
 
“I was wrong”
 
(I feel as though we should be recasting these characters just like the image)

@Soulless_76  
“ this is a Saratoga nettle, they’re extremely nutritious eats it, immediately vomits I was incorrect”  
“My name is elmer, I’ve been part ranger for a month jump cuts excuse me Filipino man, please do that in the bathroom”  
“I like working in the outdoors, not because I’m Mexican, but because I’m Native American. Now I’m stuck”

@Prometheus labs CEO  
“I do have my share of talents as well. In my off-time I like to make postcards for young disabled’s. This one says, My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up! I am handicapable of math! I really am”

@Soulless_76  
“Ask your doctor if Anisol is right for you, side effects may include dizziness, larger hemorrhoids, and obscene blood farting.”

@Soulless_76  
“We’re out here trying to celebrate her breakthrough role as a butt pimple spokesperson”
 
“Hemorrhoids used to control my life. But thanks to Anisol, I’ve turned my hemorrhoids into hope! Now my asshole doesn’t look a day over five!”