@Background Pony #4F2D
Uhm … you ok there?

Nah now imagine she had a YouTube video that was her playing video games drunk then her friends got on the game with her and when they found out she was drunk as fuck out in fucking Mars her friends they decided to join chat and had face time and to make sure she is OK while spike is asleep cause he is whereing headphones and they went over there to try to get her to bed and go to sleep well they had to cut of the video before that I think this would be a really good video or channel were it’s twilight making videos while drunk or high sorry if this was long

Pinkie:ok twilight I think it’s time to take you home Twilight: I no dwunk I stay here “takes another big drink” Pinkie: TWILIGHT NO MORE DRINKS YOU HAD TOO MUCH YOUR GONNA THROW UP IF YOU KEEP DRINKING Twilight: I no care I not gonna trew up hic* rainbow dash, apple jack, rearaty, fluttershy, and spike: ok we got to take her home she is gonna throw up Twilight: “throws up” rainbow dash: ok yeah I new it she threw up we got to get her home NOW

Twilight “Why? Why my home is a castle? Why i am a Princes?”  
Pinkie: “Yes?”  
Twilight “Do you ever thought if I want to do this? If I want to be this? No! Every thing you girls did is being happy about being part of something which maybe important! None of you ever thought about what will be good for me, neither did Celestia. I wished I stayed the pony I was…  
Pinkie: “I’m sorry, I didn’t know…”  
Twilight “I know, because none of you did!”

“I’m not going home with you, Pinkie! You still live with your fake parents!”

@Midnight Moon  
[Hic] Let’s castle to the fly!

“Pleash, nopony tells th-hic Friendship of Princess what to do hic!”

Pinkie actually being a good friend to Twilight in the Shout universe? Impossible!

“Gimme the keys to your car, Twilight.”
 
“I don’t own a vehicle! I AM THE CAR!”

“I live here now!”
 
“I’m pretty sure you don’t…”
 
“I CAN IF I WANT! Who’s gonna kick me out? The bouncer? Yeah, I’ve faced Discord and Tirek and fuck all else, I’m just so scared of a fat guy with sunglasses…”

@Dirty Bit  
One of the reasons why they exist on alcahol-tagged images.

I freaking loved the drunk dialogue in these comments XD

@Lawful Girly  
Then my job is done here.

@Drefsab  
Well, I know whose voice I read that in.  

@Drefsab  
“Twilight are….are you trying to say that Sunset would have commanded a legion of teenage ponies across Equestria that have no problem with the species they want to have…THAT with?”

@DAPLR  
“Y-You know what, Pink? They’d just be…teenage ponies. The buck are teenagers gonna do? One of them tried to…tried to **HAVE WEIRD HUMAN SEX WITH ME, ALRIGHT?** I don’t think we ha–hic have aaaaanything to worry about.”

@Drefsab  
“But Twi, wouldn’t the teenagers turn into ponies? I mean, she would have her own Celestia and Luna to work with, so that evens it out a bit, right?”

“Ev..everyone thinks it’s SO FRICKIN’ EASY to be the p-princess of friendship. You know what I THINK? I think…not ever-hic everypony DESERVES to have friends. Sunshet Shhhhimmer tried to take over two different worlds…with stupid TEENAGERS! Oh yeaaah, Sunny, that’s gonna work out reaaaal wellll when you come up againsht spears and…armor and hic shit. You got beaten by a rainbow. Reaaal scary demon monster thing y-you are.
 
 
…I hate my job.”

@Philosopher Stone  
Hugs….but gulping noises heard behind Pinkie’s head

@DAPLR  
“I also have doctorate in hugs. Come here, you. :)”

@Philosopher Stone  
“Ooh! Making balloons! What was your doctorate on? The various shapes of animals you can make and the philosophy you need to have to not see that YOU’VE WASTED YOUR LIFE!!!…….I’m sorry Pinkie, you’re a good gal, one of the good ones, the best even. You’re my little buddy, right Pinkie? You’ll stick by me thr- burp through thick and thin….I don’t deserve to be your friend, I’m sorry Pinkie!!”

@DAPLR  
“Excuse me? I’ll have you know i have doctorate in making balloons so i can go up there faster than you even when you’re not drunk.”

@Philosopher Stone  
“What c- hick can a worthless mud pony do to get me up there? I still got my wings, dangit! What do you got?…….Mud and Pink”

@Philosopher Stone  
“Shuddup…I can fly…”  
thumps into wall  
“Ow.”

Friday! WOOOO [hic] OOOOO [hic]