So then, Pinkie Pie isn’t also fueled by the warp? She had fourth-wall powers, man. She would try to befriend him. He would get pissed and attack her. She would vanish behind his weapon, reappearing from over his shoulder and holding a cake covered in candles. He would attempt to grab her, but she would seem to vanish again, dropping the cake comically on his head. Such shenanigans would continue until Horace got fed up and tried to abscond, but Pinkie wouldn’t relent. Eventually, he would organize a suicide run against the Emperor, just to be done with her.
@Radiant Heart
Aahahhaha, No.
You can’t tie a old one to your basement and then torture them to death while spouting pretentious dialogue.
She’d have her fucking guts splattered all over the floor, and I’d laugh my ass off over her blood-filled gargles.