@CallMeAl  
Lyra: Well, Bon bon, you run a candy shop and I was wondering, who’s at the counter, eh?  
Bon Bon: Yes! Not the pronoun, but rather a ppony with the unlikely name of “Who” is at the counter!  
Lyra: Well, that’s just great, Bon Bon! We’ve been out here six seconds and you’ve already managed to blow the routine!

@CallMeAl  
“No, he eats the mistakes.”

@CallMeAl-50+ internet points

“Alright, so you run a candy shop.”  
“Uh huh.”  
“And to run a candy shop you gotta have somepony at the counter that sells the candy, right?”  
“That’s right.”  
“OK, so I’m gonna ask you, who’s the girl that runs the counter?”  
“Yeah.”  
“…Whaddya mean, ‘Yeah’?”  
“Yeah, Who runs the counter.”  
“I just asked you that, and you wouldn’t give me an answer, you just said ‘Yeah’.”  
“That’s because you said Who runs the counter.”  
“Well then tell me!”  
“Tell you what?”  
“Tell me who runs the counter?”  
“She does.”  
“Who does?”  
“Yeah!”  
“Again with the ‘Yeah’…Listen, I’m gonna ask you again. You got a pony running the counter, right?”  
“Yeah.”  
“She gives the customers their candy, and they pay her, right?”  
“Yeah.”  
“Well, what’s her name?”  
“No no no, What makes the candy.”  
“Yeah, well…wait what?”  
“Yeah.”  
“Oh, for the love of…”

@BP No, they like each other, just in this weird vitriolic mutually tsundere kind of way.

So who’s on first?

So, Lyra and Bon Bon actually DON’T like each other.