“…sparkles, has the vampire from Twilight’s hair but with 24 colors in it, Blade Trinity sunglasses, Japanese demon horns, 13 fox tails that are each a different color, two swords, camel hooves, and the dumbest cutie mark ever that specifically calls for the word “HATRADE” (which I mistakingly read as “hat trade”) to be written on a hat worn by a moose that has a javelin in it’s face that is spiked, marked with a zigzag, and on fire. – Get all that?
HAT TRADE.”