‘Doctor walks back over to desk and grabs clipboard, skimming through the pages clipped onto it’  
Yeah… he paused. She’ll be alright  
All of a sudden, Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo somehow pop up in the hospital room.  
So she’ll still be able to post ponies? Scootaloo gulped.  
Shush, kid! Rainbow Dash glared at Scoots. The doctor gave her some medicine. It’s called Proxy.  
That is right, Scootaloo. The doctor said. He snapped his fingers, the rest of the mane six came out from behind the potted plants, bed, and Pinkie came out of the cabinet. Rainbow Dash smiled. Hit it girls!
 
Using A Proxy!  
Fluttershy:  
Using a proxy, on a banned website  
You can do everything!  
All the mods, baffle them with a proxy
 
Choir: With a proxy!
 
Fluttershy:  
Sneak past all of the page blocks  
It will let you access all!  
I can still post on the webpage,  
Using proxy servers!
 
Choir:  
All your dreams will come true  
If you use a proxy!  
Using a proxy!
 
Applejack: Using a proxy
 
Choir: It’s amazing!
 
Applejack: I will access-  
Applejack: The restricted pages!  
Applejack: In any country  
Applejack: Watchin’ youtube  
Applejack: No copyright blocks for me.  
Applejack:  
Most do not cost money, so use a proxy server!
 
Choir:  
All our dreams of freedom  
Are now coming true…  
All that we’ve been wishing for  
Will happen with a proxy  
with a proxy!
 
Rarity:  
With a proxy, seeing blocked content  
Is now a simple breeze!  
They will see I’m just as sneaky with a proxy~
 
Choir: With a proxy!
 
Rarity: I will go to- Derpybooru  
Upload all the pics I see  
They will know I’m really awesome  
Browsing on a proxy!
 
Choir: This is what we’ve waited for,  
To go on all the websites.  
Each of us will live our dreams  
using proxy servers  
Proxy servers!
 
Rainbow Dash:  
Been dreaming, I’ve been waiting  
To get unbanned from that site–  
The crazy mods, their sneaky tricks:  
Keeping watch for lunatics  
Banning for just no reason  
Like I’ve committed treason!  
Everyone will still see me here cause I’m usin’ proxies!  
Choir:  
All we’ve longed for,  
All we’ve dreamed,  
Time on the internet…  
Finally will all come true  
Right here on the proxy.  
On the proxy
 
Pinkie Pie:  
I’m here using a proxy  
For it is the best thing  
But the one thing it’s still missing is all the freedom, see.  
For I still can not make comments, all the peole will agree…  
that’s important, on Derpibooru  
We need better proxies!
 
Choir:  
Happiness and freedom using proxies  
Using proxies!
 
Twilight Sparkle: Using proxies,
 
Choir: Using proxies
 
Twilight Sparkle: Doing snooping
 
Choir: doing snooping
 
Twilight Sparkle: Is what I’m going to do
 
Choir: She will do
 
Twilight Sparkle:  
I will upload a pony photo  
And then sing about proxies.
 
Choir: She will sing
 
Twilight Sparkle:  
When they read my description,  
they will un-ban me!!!
 
Choir: This is the best song ever!!!
 
Twilight and choir:  
Using a proxy, you can sign in  
Dodging blocked things without an end, .  
Using a proxy, let’s access  
The pages that we’re banned from!  
Proxies are almost always free!  
We’re ready with a new IP!
 
Fluttershy: Using a proxy, upload things!
 
Applejack: Using a proxy, watching Youtube!
 
Rarity: Using a proxy cause I’m banned!
 
Everyone but Rainbow Dash: I’m still here
 
Rainbow Dash: Even if I broke rules
 
Fluttershy: Freedoom
 
Applejack: Access
 
Rarity: Unblocks
 
Rainbow Dash: With a
 
Pinkie: New IP
 
Twilight Sparkle: Privacy
 
All:  
Using a proxy,  
using a proxy,  
And you’ll never be tracked down…  
Using a proxy!  
YEAH!
 
Maggie wakes back up. Thanks guys ‘cough cough’ I’m starting to feel better already! Cause I’ve been-  
All: Using a proxy!!!