Oh my, all this attention… you hate attention… gotta get out of here, any way possible.
 
You try to close the door, but Rarity is in the way… fuck it, it’s not worth it. “Hey,” leaning in close to her, “Do you have a back door?” She gives a questioning look and points. “Tell the guard… I’m sorry for this.”
 
Standing back up, you prepare yourself for what you’re about to do. “Damn you paparazzi…” you whisper under your breath before a deep inhale, “OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!” You throw your arms up and jump forward. This scares the ponies, they scream and scramble back into each other, some stumbling over the others. A flyer hits another and they both tumble to the ground into the pile. It’s like a domino effect if the dominoes also panicked for their very lives. The guard gives you a glare, but you don’t care, not dealing with it, now you run. Bolting toward the general direction of the back, you round a corner straight into the kitchen oh shit gotta go fast go the other way door door door why is it so small openpleaseopenopenopFREEEEEEDOOOOOM!
 
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