@Background Pony #C130  
That last one made no sense, and his complaints about youtube’s copyright system are completely justified.

Minuette: So, where is everybody?
 
cut to Sweet Apple Acres
 
Applejack: Damn Apple Family Reunion! i still need to go buy the lettuce and the bread, chop up all the carrots, and caramelize the potatoes!
 
cut to Canterlot Boutique, where we see Rarity talking on the phone
 
Rarity: What do you mean, “move in permanently”? Yes, I know, but it’s still you leaving me! I’m not making a fuzz! Of course I wil, I don’t have a choice! Yes, because she is so easy to take care of!
 
cut to a psychologist’s office, where we see Pinkie Pie laying in the couch
 
Pinkie Pie: And then the police officer came, and she looked like she was gonna arrest me, and I was so scared! so scared! I still don’t understand what I did wrong! Why does Manehattan have to be so cruel! And on my P.S.S.D., no less! And you know what’s the worst part?
 
Fizzy Juice: What?
 
Pinkie Pie: That the police officer looked and sounded just like Judy Hopps! But she wasn’t Judy Hopps! Judy Hopps is nice!
 
Fizzy Juice: Tell me more about Maud’s stare…
 
cut to Clousdale
 
Rainbow Dash: Well, I’ve tortured them enough, time for a sunny day! Let’s se if we can get that Skuld introductory episode going!
 
cut to Fluttershy’s house, where we see Fluttershy talking to a camera
 
Fluttershy: And Scarlett Johnasson as Motoko Kusanagi? Really? They couldn’t get an Asian actress for the role? Oh, but Chief Aramaki, HE gets to still be Japanese! And the director of “Snow White and the Hunstman”? Yeah, because when I was watching that confussing mess of a emo goth fairy tale movie, I thought, “yeah, this is guy is perfect for a ‘Ghost in the Shell’ movie!”.
 
cut to Nostalgia Critic’s house
 
Twilight Sparkle: But why are you suing us?
 
Nostalgia Critic: Do you really have to ask? This type of writing is MY trademark! You are stealing my gig!
 
Twilight Sparkle: At least we are not gonna spend the rest of the derpiboou pictures whing about how unfair Yotube is! And we release our writings in time!
 
Nostalgia Critic: Hey, Vevo is a necessary tool?
 
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, it’s necessary so you can hold your audience hostage only to release a clipless review that ended up getting flagged anyway!